Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Osmosis Jones

I may be jumping the gun by saying this, but...

I LOVE MY NEW JOB. 

Seriously, though. I feel like I am actually teaching them something. They are learning. They are laughing. They are expanding their horizons. They are  growing.

Huh.

I could say all of those things about myself, too.

I need to find a way to measure my happiness after a day of school. Some people measure it on a scale of 1 to 10. I know of a girl that counts the amount of imaginary stones that are in her imaginary red wagon. But, I need something my own; something personalized and original. So, here's my very own scale.

Anticipated Pain (horrible day): This day was so bad that I anticipate even worse things waiting for              me at home... like an eviction notice or a rabid Chihuahua named Jose that chases me down the street (true story).

Tyson Chicken Nuggets (decent day): Definitely didn't leave a bad taste, but definitely not a good one either.

Osmosis Jones (average day): Remember this 2001 animated movie? No? Its ok. No one else does either.

Shorts and Long Sleeves (excellent day): This is the greatest combination of all time.

Spanish-Canadian Coffee (astronomically unreal day): Its a once in a epoch experience. Once you've had it though, you know you've had the best there is.



Today? It was a Shorts and Long Sleeves day.



Peace, love and Osmosis Jones,  ya'll.


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Seth