Letter from an Inanimate Object

I was inspired by Love, Teach, which is an incredible blog written by a first year teacher. She is seriously one of the most hysterical writers that I know. I saw this post from her and decided to try to do the same thing. Here is my letter from an inanimate object.

Hey Seth -

We need to talk. I feel like you're using me. You only come and get me when you need something from me. Its getting kind of ridiculous. I mean, the only time you even think about me is at the very end of the day. And by that time of night, I've been waiting for you all day and you NEVER show up. Its seriously exhausting. You know exactly how to push all of my buttons to just make me go off. Sometimes I even scream in your ear trying to get your attention, and you just smack my face and tell me to go to sleep. I'm tired of you using me and hitting me. I think we need to take a break. Let's just not see each other for a while, ok?

Sincerely,
Your Alarm Clock