Monday, April 9, 2012

Things I Wish I Could've Tweeted Tonight

"There's no way in hell that I'm eating aborted fetus cells."

"I don't wanna eat a chinese hamster ovary."

"Another reason not to name your son Tucker. His four year old handwriting will make his name look like "*ucker."

"Guys, I had the best poop of my life today."

"I haven't had much luck with South Koreans."

The list will grow and grow and grow. Expect more installations of "Things I Wish I Could've Tweeted..."

Peace, Love and #Hashtags, ya'll.

Seth

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